At first, Egon was understandably thrilled when his pet-project, The Supersizer, finally worked.

But within seconds, he knew he had gone too far. Dangling from the chandelier and desperately trying not to appear swat-able, Egon reconsidered his math when he set the knob to “Freaking Colossal”.

Maybe he just has really tiny paws, Christina H.

PomTrex™ toothbrushes provide superior oral hygene, for a dazzlingly cute smile!

Remember to squee after every meal, Julie R.

Listen lady, I’m all for learning how to read, but there has to be a better way than having me grip the beejesus out of Tango and Cash here.

Hope you’re wearing some kind of steel mesh suit under there, Suzanne D.