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Guy in Florida decides to take out a billboard, showing the Twin Towers on fire and promoting his song “Please Don’t Vote for a Democrat” on it.  Photo of the billboard, some lyrics after the cut.

I’d take the stupid song apart with a cleaver, but after having to deal with that New Yorker cover, I want to Whack At Stupid all over the place with Mr. Louisville Slugger.

The Democrat secular progressive move,
political correctness is killing us too.
They want to take the money from the hard workin man,
and give it to the lazy folks that don’t give a damn.

Chorus

Democrats and Liberals, shame on you,
don’t punish us all just to please a few,
Your holdin people back while we’re pickin up the slack,
and that’s why we can’t vote for a Democrat.
Oh no, a no, no, no, no, no, no…
Oh no, a no, no, no, no, no, nooo…
Yeah, your holding people back, while we’re pickin up the tax,
Oh no, no please don’t vote for a Democrat.

Now we’re trying to win a war and wipe out the terrorists,
We’re not fightin for oil we got plenty if we drill it.
But the liberals and the media are spreading their lies,
Get the hell out of our way and let our soldiers fight.

Comments

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[info]stevemb wrote:
Jul. 15th, 2008 05:49 pm (UTC)
"Very bad poetry, Captain."
--Spock (ST:TOS "Catspaw")
[info]shsilver wrote:
Jul. 15th, 2008 05:53 pm (UTC)
"Vogon poetry"
--Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
(although without the redeeming social value)
[info]jcw_da_dmg wrote:
Jul. 15th, 2008 05:57 pm (UTC)
"Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!"
[info]controuble wrote:
Jul. 15th, 2008 06:02 pm (UTC)
Icon lust!
[info]jcw_da_dmg wrote:
Jul. 15th, 2008 07:09 pm (UTC)
Feel free to swipe. It's an original.
[info]controuble wrote:
Jul. 15th, 2008 07:16 pm (UTC)
Thank you - mischief managed.
[info]blindgeoff wrote:
Jul. 15th, 2008 06:01 pm (UTC)
an opus of the same caliber as Toby Keith's (IIRC) "Have You Forgotten" about how Saddam Hussein conspired with Osama bin Laden to attack the WTC...

I'd suggest a Democratic resonse song to the abuses of the Republicans, but the Declaration of Indepenence says it so well already...
[info]shelleybear wrote:
Jul. 15th, 2008 06:30 pm (UTC)
But the liberals and the media are spreading their lies,
Get the hell out of our way and let our soldiers fight die.

Scans better.
Don't you think?
Slugger?
No, I've been going through one of my "sharpened broom handle enema" phases lately.
[info]jrittenhouse wrote:
Jul. 15th, 2008 07:10 pm (UTC)
Ah-che-wawah!

After the recent fun-with-haemhorroids stuff recently, I wouldn't wish that one on anyone.
[info]wordweaverlynn wrote:
Jul. 16th, 2008 05:26 am (UTC)
Sharpened broom handle? Try Drano. Goes in easy, brings *everything* out.

And, to really get that colon clean, you can follow it by showing a porcupine tail-first up there.
[info]beldar wrote:
Jul. 15th, 2008 06:33 pm (UTC)
Idiocy like this is what keeps fools like Bush in office. If I didn't have to live in the same country with this guy I'd say let him have his way and what he gets he deserves.

Of course, he does have a point about our hard-earned tax money being given to the "lazy folks" at Halliburton, et al, making a costly war even more expensive -- that is what he meant, right?
[info]jrittenhouse wrote:
Jul. 15th, 2008 07:09 pm (UTC)
*chuckle*
[info]lyneidas wrote:
Jul. 15th, 2008 07:39 pm (UTC)
Well, I also like the point about having plenty of oil if we weren't too busy paying lazy people not to work. After all, economic pressure would never open oil fields big enough to compete with the Russians and Saudis and Venezuelans if the darn liberals didn't want it to. Because clearly if we'd drilled in ANWAR and the Gulf Coast of Florida 20 years ago it would have prevented all our current problems. Must be a liberal conspiracy.
[info]thatcrazycajun wrote:
Jul. 15th, 2008 09:12 pm (UTC)
Are you sure this isn't some lefty trying to be satirical? I surely hope so myself.
[info]qnofhrt wrote:
Jul. 15th, 2008 09:28 pm (UTC)
Nah - liberals are usually better educated and could come up with catchier lyrics.
[info]qnofhrt wrote:
Jul. 15th, 2008 09:31 pm (UTC)
I’d take the stupid song apart with a cleaver, but after having to deal with that New Yorker cover, I want to Whack At Stupid all over the place with Mr. Louisville Slugger.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who felt like smacking somebody over the New Yorker cover. Yes, I get the satire. But excuse me, there are WAY too many stupid people who BELIEVE THAT SHIT and who will not ever look inside the New Yorker. This just adds more fuel to the stupid fires.
[info]kip_w wrote:
Jul. 16th, 2008 01:23 am (UTC)
Well, you know, they said if we elected a Democratic President in 2000, there'd be another terrorist attack on American soil. We did, and there was!
[info]anysia wrote:
Jul. 16th, 2008 02:08 am (UTC)
I guess the fuqtards that thought this one up have totally ignored that this happened on Shrub's watch.
[info]ysabetwordsmith wrote:
Jul. 16th, 2008 04:46 am (UTC)
O_O
A Republican presided over that breach of American security.

There is no communicating with teh stoopud.
[info]dan_ad_nauseam wrote:
Jul. 17th, 2008 02:49 am (UTC)
At least the Uncle Sam billboard along I-5 in Washington isn't deliberately stupid.
[info]robin_june wrote:
Jul. 17th, 2008 03:04 am (UTC)
"They ask me, 'Why don't you work, as other folks do?'
"I tell them, 'How can I work, when there's no work to do!'
"Hallelujah, I'm a bum!
"Hallelujah, bum again!
"Hallelujah, give us a handout, and revive us again!"


Or, more precisely, there is always plenty of work, just no money for wages for it.

As for expecting me to do it anyway for a grudging subsistence that is denied the dignity of the label "wages,"

Been there, Done that, NO!@#$$%$##$%%#$ (high-intensity expletive of rejection deleted)


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