Guy in Florida decides to take out a billboard, showing the Twin Towers on fire and promoting his song “Please Don’t Vote for a Democrat” on it. Photo of the billboard, some lyrics after the cut.
I’d take the stupid song apart with a cleaver, but after having to deal with that New Yorker cover, I want to Whack At Stupid all over the place with Mr. Louisville Slugger.
The Democrat secular progressive move,
political correctness is killing us too.
They want to take the money from the hard workin man,
and give it to the lazy folks that don’t give a damn.
Chorus
Democrats and Liberals, shame on you,
don’t punish us all just to please a few,
Your holdin people back while we’re pickin up the slack,
and that’s why we can’t vote for a Democrat.
Oh no, a no, no, no, no, no, no…
Oh no, a no, no, no, no, no, nooo…
Yeah, your holding people back, while we’re pickin up the tax,
Oh no, no please don’t vote for a Democrat.
Now we’re trying to win a war and wipe out the terrorists,
We’re not fightin for oil we got plenty if we drill it.
But the liberals and the media are spreading their lies,
Get the hell out of our way and let our soldiers fight.



Comments
--Spock (ST:TOS "Catspaw")
--Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
(although without the redeeming social value)
I'd suggest a Democratic resonse song to the abuses of the Republicans, but the Declaration of Indepenence says it so well already...
Get the hell out of our way and let our soldiers fight die.
Scans better.
Don't you think?
Slugger?
No, I've been going through one of my "sharpened broom handle enema" phases lately.
After the recent fun-with-haemhorroids stuff recently, I wouldn't wish that one on anyone.
And, to really get that colon clean, you can follow it by showing a porcupine tail-first up there.
Of course, he does have a point about our hard-earned tax money being given to the "lazy folks" at Halliburton, et al, making a costly war even more expensive -- that is what he meant, right?
I'm glad I'm not the only one who felt like smacking somebody over the New Yorker cover. Yes, I get the satire. But excuse me, there are WAY too many stupid people who BELIEVE THAT SHIT and who will not ever look inside the New Yorker. This just adds more fuel to the stupid fires.
There is no communicating with teh stoopud.
"I tell them, 'How can I work, when there's no work to do!'
"Hallelujah, I'm a bum!
"Hallelujah, bum again!
"Hallelujah, give us a handout, and revive us again!"
Or, more precisely, there is always plenty of work, just no money for wages for it.
As for expecting me to do it anyway for a grudging subsistence that is denied the dignity of the label "wages,"
Been there, Done that, NO!@#$$%$##$%%#$ (high-intensity expletive of rejection deleted)